divinedorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

ale-stuffs:


#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.
  #they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him  
#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY


#spoilers: the stripper is loki


SOMEBODY MAKE A FAN FIC. P L E A S E




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giants0rbiting:

I LITERALLY THINK THIS EVERY TIME THE SONG COMES ON
me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

my-flourish-and-blotts:

Hears a Joke: *laughs hysterically*.

Hears a Historical joke: *laughs historically*.