In all other cases except the Triwizard cup, portkeys only go one way at one specific time. Touching them again does not activate them to return to their place of origin. Also, when Harry grabs the cup a second time, it does not return him to the middle of the…






A great addition to your garden or back yard. - Bee watering station. 
Bees need water just like we do but often times drown in open water. To make a bee watering station you can either do what is shown in the photo above and fill the bowl of a dog/cat watering jug with stones or you can fill a small dish with marbles and add water to that. That way the bees have something to land on!

First post to get this many notes, and I’m so glad it’s this one. ^_^

No fuck bees kill them all

Kill all bees huh? Bees are responsible for pollinating around 80% of agriculture. Bees die, you die. Do research and get over your fears.

bees are so important save the bees


sorry is not enough

Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever





straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my razzling dazzling god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again

Bone tiddies
"Essentially, we’ve created a concept where being like Hercules is the ideal. What we forget about the myth is that Hercules killed his wife and children."

-My roommate (via nocleverurl)

Which is actually quite interesting considering that Heracles was basically the paragon of masculinity, heroism, the claimed ancestor of about half a dozen clans and his cult even survived into the Roman era (Hercules) with several notable romans trying to get in on the act.

We also tend to forget he was not only strong and brave, but clever, and smart.  And bisexual as all hell - in fact he was noted for his amazing sexual prowess with partners of both sexes.

He was also driven insane by Hera, which is why he killed his wife and children (NOT EXCUSING IT, THIS IS MYTHOLOGY) and actually spent a huge chunk of his life trying to make amends.  This is where the labours come from - which actually ended up resulting in the destruction of most of the archaic terrors that plagued mankind.

So yeah, original fridge origin hero, epitome of manhood, ra ra ra but somewhere along the way we lost the parts that said a mentally ill, butt-fuckin’ clever man who knew how to humble himself was the greatest hero ever known to mankind.

(via fluffmugger)


things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner